What He Said: This weeks Champions League in quotes.

By: Rob | April 24th, 2008

Rijkaard ponders a winAs is traditionally fun, a irreverent look at exactly what managers, coaches, and
commentators said before, during and after the Champions League football this week.

“Winning is a must” - Frank Rijkaard. Oops.

“Its pretty much as we expected” - ITV’s commentator every time the Liverpool/Chelsea game slowed down. So every few minutes.

“We found ourselves 1-0 down which is something we didn’t want to do” - Petr Cech.

“We got a bit lucky with the goal” - Cech again. Master of the understatement.

“More than a duel between me and Ronaldo, this is a game between two big teams and will be a very interesting match” - Interesting, rather than entertaining, was right Leo Messi

“Chelsea don’t lose at Stamford Bridge” - Way to inspire confidence, Rafa.

“We created four very clear chances in the first-leg, which is high for one of these games against Chelsea” - Even Rafa thinks those games are dull!

“we couldn’t find a goal and that is a shame” - who’s fault was that Samuel Eto’o?

“‘I don’t want to speak. I’m so disappointed. Give me a call back in a couple of days and we’ll speak then” - A text from John Arne Riise to his brother after the Anfield match.

“We are coming here to win the game, we are not coming here to shut up shop” - Lies, Lies, John Terry

“We’re interested in Hleb” - A single lined statement from Inter boss Roberto Mancini, trying to get some headlines.

“I missed a penalty - no problem. I’ll try to score in Manchester” - Ronaldo.

“If in Manchester I have another penalty, I will try to score again.” - Ronaldo again. So…you might look for one then?

“All the great players have missed penalties so let’s not worry about it” - Except the ones who don’t take any, Wayne Rooney. Also Matt le Tisser. And Johan Neeskens never missed.

“Absolutely, no question about it. The game now starts at Old Trafford - it’s the decider” - This kind of insight is why Sir Alex is such a great coach

” this is supposed to be a team in crisis?” - Former England Winger Chris Waddle marvels at Barca. Didn’t mention what its like to miss a penalty





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  • Kxevin |  April 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am

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    I don’t ask for much, but please. God. Could someone explain Frank’s hair to me? I see it week after week, and still….

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  • Rob |  April 24th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

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    I know, right? Its like its made out of foam or something.

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  • Adam |  April 25th, 2008 at 8:55 am

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    Nopes..he should take lessons from Adebayor. When Adebayour cut his hairs, he went on goal drought for 8 matches this season. So hair cutting is not a good omen in football.

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  • Rob |  April 25th, 2008 at 11:03 am

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    Ah but Adam, Adebayor also failed to score in the Champions League untill he changed his hairstyle - and then he got a goal against Milan, and then again against Liverpool! So he needs a different haircut for different competitions perhaps.

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