Chelsea

May 16th, 2008

Russian Scientists guarentee there will be no rain for the CL Final

By: Rob | Comments 3 Comments

Wouldn’t it be awful if Europe’s premier showdown got ruined by rain, and just turned into a long-ball defensive fest? Well Russian scientists clearly agree, and in a move that shatters any Cold-War sterotype about Russian Science has devoloped a technique which will guarentee it won’t rain on the Luzhniki Stadium.
Today’s Guardian carries the […]



May 15th, 2008

Michael Ballack on Jose, Making it into the Chelsea team, and always coming second

By: Rob | Comments 1 Comment

Midfielder Michael Ballack has been the centrepiece to the Chelsea revival. At the begining of the season, Chelsea looked lethargic, and had two players considered by many to be the best in the world, sat on the bench on the whim of the manager. That manager was Jose and he was soon out the door. […]

May 13th, 2008

Chelsea try ‘cheeky’ Torres bid

By: Rob | Comments 2 Comments

With Didier Drogba seeming likely to get the move out of London he’s wanted since the day after he arrived, and Chelsea’s general unwillingness to play Andriy Shevchenko, they need a striker. Apparently Roman Abramovich has decided that Fernando Torres is the answer, and has reportedly tabled a £40m offer for him.

May 8th, 2008

We want YOU to help pick the first annual Readers CL XI

By: Rob | Comments 5 Comments

So yet another Champions League season is coming to a close. Soon we’ll know if Chelsea or Manchester United are champions of europe. There’s been some fantastic moments, and its been a pleasure to be here. So rather than us picking a team and telling you who has been the best*, we want you to […]

May 8th, 2008

Photos of the Day: Or In Soviet Russia Photoshop Edits YOU!

By: Rob | Comments 1 Comment

Over on the Guardian they’ve got you the people, to photoshop lots of amusing images to celebrate the upcoming Chelsea/Man United Champions League final. Most follow a Communist artwork route as the final is in Moscow, so if you want to see Drogba as a cossack dancer, Jose get into voodoo, or a genius parody […]



May 6th, 2008

The 2007/8 Champions League. In Numbers.

By: Rob | Comments 2 Comments

This season’s Champions League is quickly drawing to a close. Just two teams remain, Chelsea and Manchester United. So while the CL Offisde team prepares its teams of the tournament, and before we hand over to you to pick your team of the tournament (all will be revealed in due course) here’s a blitz through […]

May 3rd, 2008

Is an Abramovich-type buy out the only way to cope?

By: Rob | Comments 8 Comments

As the Roma buyout saga continues with lots of ‘I’d like to’ ‘you’ve done nothing’ ‘what’s going on?’ type newstories, Born-in-England-Italian-Roma Midfielder Simeone Perrotta has hinted that he would quite like his club to get bought out by someone with lots of backing - not only that but that its the only way to be […]

May 1st, 2008

Granting a Wish

By: Sam | Comments 6 Comments

Avram Grant’s new respect comes from his and Chelsea’s advancement past Jose Mourinho’s highest achievement (with Chelsea) in the Champion’s League. It is well-earned because he could have done very well indeed and still failed to get here — and no one be the wiser.
What has he done?
You have to recognize that Chelsea’s surging form […]

April 30th, 2008

Chelsea, to Moscow

By: Sam | Comments 2 Comments

The Carragher | Drogba contest was going to tell a lot. DD will be singled out for his brace and another motivated performance, but Lampard & Ballack were positively balletic. Essien, a force of nature.
Credit to Liverpool for making it a match, but they were out-matched on Chelsea’s magic patch.
Riise will be feeling bad for […]

April 30th, 2008

The Other Photo Of The Day: Who’s a Diver?

By: Rob | Comments 4 Comments

After Rafa Benitez tried to influence the ref earlier in the week by saying us that Drogba was ‘theatrical’ (well, duh) the Ivory Coast hitman reacted in exactly the right way, not only putting in a fantastic performance, but paying respect to another striker often accused of diving - Jurgan […]






Offside RSS Feeds

Search The Offside


 

rounded_corners



Categories


rounded_corners
Euro 2008

Send Your Tips!

Found a great story, photo or video that's perfect for The Offside?
Email cl[at]theoffside[dot]com

Related Links


Write for The Offside

LATEST COMMENTS


Archives